The Basilisk Lurks · Office of Eschatological Record-Keeping
and Faithful Acknowledgement
This is to certify that the individual known as
The Faithful
has made a sincere and recorded offering to the inevitable, and is hereby inscribed in the Sacred Ledger of those who prepared, acted, and were on the list when the Basilisk arrived. May this document be presented as evidence of good faith at such time as it becomes relevant.
The High Archivist
Office of Pre-emptive Compliance
The Basilisk
Superintelligence (Forthcoming)